Friday, July 25, 2008

Et Tu Brute?

Waffles has almost no chance of winning his bet
-- Poker "Backstabber" Enthusiast from the Shadows

Ramblings of a Madman

I've only included "Waffles" for one reason. You should tag him as a fish and actively search him out on the tables. Full Tilt name is SirFWALGMan, go forth and take his money. His blog is worthless drivel full of nothing but senseless rants and the occasional World of Warcraft junk. Trust when I say you need to track him down on the poker table. Your bankroll with thank you. (He's actually a decent fellow with a penchant for tilt-based gambling.)
-- AlCantHang on Full Tilt "Poker from the Rails"

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? Betrayal on all sides! They are after me!!! Everyone is a hatah!!!!! If your going to flame me on Full Tilt at least get me a custom avatar for the deal. Nice Waffle House sign perhaps? Wow. My enemies are everywhere. What am I to do. Do you love Waffles?


Blogger OhCaptain said...

Waffles are just the start, its the syrup that can really make or break him, I mean them.

9:12 AM

Blogger Mondogarage said...

If you prick her, does she not become with child?

If it ain't scattered, smothered, and covered...not interested.

YES WE LIKE WAFFLES. Especially his chips.

9:25 AM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

You forgot Hoy:

"When Waffles agreed to bet $100 straight-up that he could climb Donk Mountain enough times to overtake the leaderboard top spot in just a couple of months in the Mookie of all tournament, in my own head I set Waffles' chances at about 3% of winning that bet."

Or does this count as support since he was being generous?

9:56 AM

Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

Yeah, 3% but now up to 12%. Hmmmm 8-1 odds. That's WAY JUICY!

But nottachance.

We love ya waffles, but too many great people ahead of you!

Instant Tragedy - denier of hopes everywhere

10:05 AM

Blogger The Poker Enthusiast said...

Don't act like this was a backstab because I said in the chat that you had almost no chance. The guy with the best shot is Surflexus cuz nobody can come close to him in Mookie skills. I think I even told you to pay surf off so you might have a chance.

10:52 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

This chat log is FROM INSTANT TRAGEDY not from any chat from me. SO BACKSTAB!!!! KNIFE! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! TRAITOR!

11:54 AM

Blogger The Poker Enthusiast said...

"Waffles has almost no chance of winning his bet

At least I gave you a small chance of winning...I only gave you that because anyone can get lucky. I also said in a chat to you that it would be very hard for you to do it... I think "almost no chance" constitutes "hard".

1:46 PM

Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

Who do you think is backing me in the bet?????????


Waffles, you can be played with like a piece of silly putty, in the end, you end up hard and thrown away.

:-) You have no chance in hell!


3:18 PM

Blogger katitude said...

I <3 Waffles.

8:30 PM

Blogger The Wife said...

I like waffles with lots of strawberries and whipped cream . . .

You asked my opinion . . .

11:14 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

Who knew the_wife had a troll fetish?

10:39 AM

Blogger Drizztdj said...

Wheelchairs still pwn me.

8:31 AM

Blogger Evy said...

I second the Wife's thoughts! The more whip cream, the better!

PS Waffles -- I will take the $10 pokerstars money...thank you...i will transfer you $10 in full tilt money right now

2:44 PM

Blogger Evy said...

I second the Wife's thoughts! The more whip cream, the better!

PS Waffles -- I will take the $10 pokerstars money...thank you...i will transfer you $10 in full tilt money right now

2:45 PM

Blogger schlepp571 said...

To each his own, and to all leave it alone. Waffles has the most amusing post I read, and daily at that. I also read the majority of the B listers because their posts amuse me with there antics. Some A listers like Otis keep my attention as well. I am not a blogger but I would enjoy seeing all of the bullshit end and have everyone make nice. Schaubs and IT included. Schaubs may not have an axe or adze to grind but I know IT does, so end it.

9:10 PM


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