Friday, August 29, 2008

Waffles Method Approved by the Pro's

If you have not heard the breaking news yet: BRIAN TOWNSEND, FT Red Poker PRO... Is a Waffles initiate. He has decided to use my super system. The replacement for the worn out Brunson crap. Yes you heard it here first. Check it out in his own words:

This year I have been breakeven.
- Brian Townsend

Break even players everywhere are using the Waffles system to become mediocre. I guess the guy was also using a second account for anonymity. Is this really such a big issue? I am not sure. When I hear a guy has a second account it does not really equate to cheating to me. All the cry babies that can not use Poker Tracker on the new alias all I have to say is: L2P (Learn to Play). Faggots if you can not get your game going without some retarded software you are just crippled motherfuckers. Just hook up your fucking bot and let him play for you. Idiots. Anyone else have an opinion on this? I wonder if I can get Brian to sign copies of my new book. hmm.


Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Okay, here are my suggestions for hotels...

If they aren't into gambling, the obvious choice is The Red Rock because it's far away from all the craziness and drunkedness of the strip. It's beautiful, they have tons of amenities like a nice pool, spa, movie theater, etc.

If they want to be where the action is, the nicest places are the Palazzo, The Venetian, The Bellagio and the Wynn. They are all very close to the action.

If they want something downtown, my parents always stay at the Golden Nugget and they love it. It's reasonable and classy.

If they want super cheap they can do the Stratosphere or like the IP. I'm not sure what the rates are at Planet Hollywood, but it's in the center of all the action and it's totally re-done and really pretty and they have a nice shopping mall and lots of restaurants.

So, those are my favorite places!!

Happy Friday!!!!

10:10 AM

Blogger Buffalo66 said...

As a FT pro, he is getting (at the bare minimum) $35/hr plus 100% rakeback. Perhaps live tourney buy-ins too! I'm sure he is getting compensated even more through his training site.

1) He shouldn't have to multi-account with that level of compensation.

2) If he is breakeven with all of that kickback, bad bankroll management fo' sho.

10:35 AM

Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

I am going to start charging.....

ha ha

Anyway, my mom and I went to see Roseanne Barr live at the Sahara - it was fucking hysterical - we had a blast and it was a pretty reasonably priced show. We also really enjoyed Defending the Caveman at the Golden Nugget - it's another comedy show - he's just one guy that does a standup show talking about the differences between men and women - he's really funny and spot on.

I love love love La Reve' at the the Wynn. It's a cirque type show but it's all water based. It's an awesome theater and every seat is good.

I loved Blue Man Group at the Venetian - everyone should see that show.

Of course the fountains at the Bellagio are amazing and free. I love the cute lions at the MGM - they are free to watch and a trip to The Hoover Dam is fun and they have a nice tour. They'd need a rental car for that. Also, if they have a car they must go to Mt. Charleston - it's beautiful - and a lot prettie than I could have ever imagined and you can do hiking up there, they have a nice restaurant and it's only like 40 minutes outside of vegas.

Other than that, the drive to California is onlike like 3 hours or they can head the other way and check out Laughlin, Nevada and go jet skiiing or Mesquite, Nevada has a lot of golfing.

10:49 AM

Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Hey! If you happen to be online right now and have a minute, can you head over to my blog and take a look and tell me what the fuck is going on????? Something to do with photobucket I assume.

Thanks baby!!

2:24 PM


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