Waffles News Friday

Women Drugged, Sexually Assaulted in 'Prayer Sessions'.

Police said she attended numerous prayer sessions with the men at various hotels in Sydney between 2001 and 2005, during which she was blindfolded and sexually assaulted.

Police said she paid the men up to 70,000 Australian dollars (US$56,200) for the sessions.

Where do I find a chick like that? Damn. All the good ones are already taken.

Suspect Jumps Wall, Plunges Screaming Off Cliff
Um good?

Candidates Call End to Truce With Attack Ads
“Things have changed in the last 26 years. But McCain hasn’t. He admits he still doesn’t know how to use a computer, can’t send an e-mail,” the narrator says. “After one president who was out of touch, we just can’t afford more of the same.”

The ad includes unflattering footage of McCain at a hearing in the early ’80s, wearing giant glasses and an out-of-style suit, interspersed with shots of a disco ball, a clunky phone, an outdated computer and a Rubix Cube.

I am not all that political but I do hate old people so lets fuck with McCain. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not be able to send email? I mean cmon. It is one fucking click. I personally could never vote for someone who was not a nerd. Especially an old fuck computer illiterate bastard.

Experts: Giant Ike's Size Driving Massive Storm Surge
The National Hurricane Center is forecasting a 20-foot surge — a rapid rising of water inundating areas and moving inland — for a large swath of Texas and the Louisiana coasts. Above that, the center predicts "large and dangerous battering waves." Waves could be 50 feet tall, said hurricane center spokesman and meteorologist Dennis Feltgen.

Some computer models have waves topping out at 70 feet, but the waves usually break well before hitting shore, so the maximum usually doesn't get quite that high.

Cowabunga dude! Surfs up!!! In all seriousness good luck to JJ. I guess good luck would mean he would come back tomorrow and suddenly have beach front property? Hopefully everyone is safe in this nasty storm and the liberal media at Fox is lying to us like usual.

Police Illegally Taped Nursing Home Sex, Wisconsin Court Rules
Ewwww?

Have a fun weekend. I probably will stay away from the tables until next week. See you then.