Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Poker is EZ Mode

I was going to write about how I got the name Maniac57. A while ago I wrote about how I got the name SirFWALGMan. SO I figured I needed a cover story for Maniac. I really had no reason to choose the name though. I mean I could say I drank the blood of 57 maniacs. That might continue the legend that I am.

Fortunately for you I played some poker. I had a nice session at PLO 6-MAX. The session started out crappy when this hand screwed me bad.

Full Tilt Poker Game #12310899012: Table Petros (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 10:52:09 ET - 2009/05/19
Seat 1: PAINN ($14.60)
Seat 2: Formitrol ($23.80)
Seat 3: winners curse ($59.40)
Seat 4: yxtlb ($40.55)
Seat 5: KnockOuter28 ($49.50), is sitting out
Seat 6: Maniac57 ($20.65)
Maniac57 posts the small blind of $0.25
PAINN posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maniac57 [Jd As Kc Jc]
Formitrol folds
winners curse folds
yxtlb raises to $1
Maniac57 calls $0.75
PAINN calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [7h 8c Tc]
Maniac57 checks
PAINN bets $1.50
KnockOuter28 stands up
yxtlb has 15 seconds left to act
yxtlb folds
Maniac57 calls $1.50
*** TURN *** [7h 8c Tc] [Js]
Maniac57 bets $6
PAINN raises to $12.10, and is all in
Maniac57 calls $6.10
PAINN shows [4c 8h 4h 9c]
Maniac57 shows [Jd As Kc Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7h 8c Tc Js] [5d]
PAINN shows a straight, Jack high
Maniac57 shows three of a kind, Jacks
PAINN wins the pot ($28.70) with a straight, Jack high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $30.20 | Rake $1.50
Board: [7h 8c Tc Js 5d]
Seat 1: PAINN (big blind) showed [4c 8h 4h 9c] and won ($28.70) with a straight, Jack high
Seat 2: Formitrol didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: winners curse didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: yxtlb folded on the Flop
Seat 5: KnockOuter28 (button) is sitting out
Seat 6: Maniac57 (small blind) showed [Jd As Kc Jc] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks

So here I have turned my set and have a nice redraw to a boat or a flush. The tard has hit his outs for the straight which sucked because he should not fold here. I miss about a million outs. It was not fun. See how I make some of the calls I do? I assume 1 million outs which gives me good odds for most draws.

So then I am kinda tilty but whateva. I mean we have a ton of limpers and I have a chance to make some cash if I can hit.

Full Tilt Poker Game #12310941584: Table Petros (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 10:56:12 ET - 2009/05/19
Seat 1: PAINN ($27.95)
Seat 2: Formitrol ($18.80)
Seat 3: winners curse ($60.30)
Seat 4: yxtlb ($43.10)
Seat 5: Rosvo1 ($49.50)
Seat 6: Maniac57 ($7.30)
Rosvo1 posts the small blind of $0.25
Maniac57 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maniac57 [7s Jc 8d Ad]
PAINN folds
Formitrol calls $0.50
winners curse calls $0.50
yxtlb raises to $1
Rosvo1 calls $0.75
Maniac57 calls $0.50
Formitrol calls $0.50
winners curse raises to $3
yxtlb calls $2
Rosvo1 calls $2
Maniac57 calls $2
Formitrol calls $2
*** FLOP *** [Kd Tc 6h]
Rosvo1 has 15 seconds left to act
Rosvo1 checks
Maniac57 bets $4.30, and is all in
Formitrol folds
winners curse folds
yxtlb calls $4.30
Rosvo1 raises to $32.20
yxtlb has 15 seconds left to act
yxtlb folds
Rosvo1 shows [Kc 8s 2c Ts]
Maniac57 shows [7s Jc 8d Ad]
Uncalled bet of $27.90 returned to Rosvo1
*** TURN *** [Kd Tc 6h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Tc 6h 5d] [Qh]
Rosvo1 shows two pair, Kings and Tens
Maniac57 shows a straight, Ace high
Maniac57 wins the pot ($26.55) with a straight, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.90 | Rake $1.35
Board: [Kd Tc 6h 5d Qh]
Seat 1: PAINN didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Formitrol folded on the Flop
Seat 3: winners curse folded on the Flop
Seat 4: yxtlb (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Rosvo1 (small blind) showed [Kc 8s 2c Ts] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 6: Maniac57 (big blind) showed [7s Jc 8d Ad] and won ($26.55) with a straight, Ace high

BOOOM Baby! I hit one of my double gutters. I swear I hit gutters so hard on Full Tilt. I am the man. If you hit gutters at the rate of 75% then you should ALWAYS play them. I have PokerTracker data to backup my rate over two hundred thousand hands.

So now I am back in the saddle with a full buyin. My luck just keeps rolling along.


Full Tilt Poker Game #12311269333: Table Petros (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 11:25:56 ET - 2009/05/19
Seat 1: SpyDaddy444 ($50)
Seat 2: areYOUdonk ($51.15)
Seat 3: winners curse ($63)
Seat 4: shipit2me1time ($51.35)
Seat 5: Rosvo1 ($62.30)
Seat 6: Maniac57 ($36.45)
Rosvo1 posts the small blind of $0.25
Maniac57 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maniac57 [9d 3c Kd Kh]
SpyDaddy444 calls $0.50
areYOUdonk raises to $2.25
winners curse folds
shipit2me1time calls $2.25
Rosvo1 folds
Maniac57 calls $1.75
SpyDaddy444 calls $1.75
*** FLOP *** [6s Ks 7d]
Maniac57 checks
SpyDaddy444 checks
areYOUdonk checks
shipit2me1time checks
*** TURN *** [6s Ks 7d] [Ad]
Maniac57 checks
SpyDaddy444 bets $7
areYOUdonk folds
shipit2me1time folds
areYOUdonk adds $1.10
Maniac57 has 15 seconds left to act
Maniac57 raises to $30.25
SpyDaddy444 has 15 seconds left to act
SpyDaddy444 calls $23.25
*** RIVER *** [6s Ks 7d Ad] [8h]
Maniac57 bets $3.95, and is all in
SpyDaddy444 calls $3.95
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Maniac57 shows [9d 3c Kd Kh] three of a kind, Kings
SpyDaddy444 mucks
Maniac57 wins the pot ($74.65) with three of a kind, Kings
SpyDaddy444 adds $36.45
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $77.65 | Rake $3
Board: [6s Ks 7d Ad 8h]
Seat 1: SpyDaddy444 mucked [9h Qh 8s As] - two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 2: areYOUdonk folded on the Turn
Seat 3: winners curse didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: shipit2me1time (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 5: Rosvo1 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Maniac57 (big blind) showed [9d 3c Kd Kh] and won ($74.65) with three of a kind, Kings

I have no idea how this guy makes this call but I am happy that he did. The original raiser had folded out so I discounted Aces on the caller. I figured he would have re-raise pre-flop with that. If I was wrong I had some good flush outs. So I went for it.

Next it just gets silly.

Full Tilt Poker Game #12311361475: Table Petros (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 11:33:55 ET - 2009/05/19
Seat 1: SpyDaddy444 ($63)
Seat 2: areYOUdonk ($59.50)
Seat 3: winners curse ($62.25)
Seat 4: shipit2me1time ($18.65)
Seat 5: Rosvo1 ($70.05)
Seat 6: Maniac57 ($72.15)
areYOUdonk posts the small blind of $0.25
winners curse posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maniac57 [9s 5d As Ad]
shipit2me1time raises to $1.75
Rosvo1 calls $1.75
Maniac57 raises to $7.75
SpyDaddy444 folds
areYOUdonk folds
winners curse folds
shipit2me1time calls $6
Rosvo1 calls $6
*** FLOP *** [6d Ac Ah]
shipit2me1time checks
Rosvo1 checks
Maniac57 checks
*** TURN *** [6d Ac Ah] [7c]
shipit2me1time bets $10.90, and is all in
Rosvo1 folds
Maniac57 calls $10.90
shipit2me1time shows [3s 3c Kc Ks]
Maniac57 shows [9s 5d As Ad]
*** RIVER *** [6d Ac Ah 7c] [4s]
shipit2me1time shows two pair, Aces and Kings
Maniac57 shows four of a kind, Aces
Maniac57 wins the pot ($43.55) with four of a kind, Aces
shipit2me1time is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $45.80 | Rake $2.25
Board: [6d Ac Ah 7c 4s]
Seat 1: SpyDaddy444 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: areYOUdonk (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: winners curse (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: shipit2me1time showed [3s 3c Kc Ks] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 5: Rosvo1 folded on the Turn
Seat 6: Maniac57 showed [9s 5d As Ad] and won ($43.55) with four of a kind, Aces

I decided to sit out after this hand. Up three buyins. A bunch of sixty dollar stacks at the table. I took my hundred and ran. RUN FORREST RUN! Normally I would stay but I figured it would be nice to lock in a win.

1 Comments:

Blogger Loretta8 said...

rank this man

4:03 PM

 

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