Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Tragedy Looking Out for a Brotha

I am shocked and amazed someone like Instant Tragedy who was so scarred by a fucktard Ex-Wife would get married again. In some ways it gives me hope that I will get over my loathing of women. I have a real love-hate thing going on now with the female race.

As a brother in arms divorcee IT is looking out for me. I told him my dream in life is an empty two bedroom apartment with an air mattress and a small TV I have had since 1978. He wisely deduced I would also need some floor space for my computer. Soon hopefully my dream will come true.

I kind of feel like I should tell the wife that I think her boyfriend has some morality issues. It is not just one thing here. I think warning signs blare all over the place. He has cheated on his wife. He has done hookers on business trips. He even now lies to his wife saying he is not seeing Michele and yet shows up unannounced at her birthday dinner last night. I think to assuage my conscience I will tell her what I think. She never listens to me anyways. Least I can say "I told you so" when she comes crying to me a few years from now.

Not much else going on. Leveling my Shaman who is 74, and my Warlock who is 42. Trying to get my son to level his Paladin all the way to 80. He gets bored leveling characters. He like the end game achievements much more than getting to the end game. Mary from Florida is still providing much amusement. I think she is a blog favorite. Adding some long lost cross-pollination of hate not seen since the DuggleBoy era.

Peace out. Football picks later this week. I am going to my friend Mark's house for the Superbowl. Should be fun.


Blogger Bayne_S said...

Your wife has a demonstrated track record of picking losers.

It is only a matter of time whether she shows an ability to divorce losers and move on with her life.

It is -EV to say anything to her unless Nick will harm kids in some way.

11:26 AM

Blogger pokerpeaker said...

Yeah I'd say your wife deserves it, and revel in her pain when she catches him doing a group of Asian Hookers while singing to Steel Panther a couple years from now.

11:41 AM

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Woohoo, a shoutout.

I'd continue to pick on you but goddamnit, you grew on me.

You're like Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets." Huge asshole, but for some unexplainable reason, people cannot help but root for you.

12:29 PM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Morality issues? Geez Waffles, what a statement for this situation!

Do you still love your wife? If not, time to let her loose and get on with your life. If so, say "fuck it," do what it takes, and fix your marriage.

Kids are affected any time their parents have problems that the kids can see or perceive. They have to deal with one bad situation or another in this case.

You have the power to do the right thing. You just need to use it.

I sincerely wish you the best.

10:14 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Dunno where you think there is anything morally wrong with what I am doing. In my opinion if consenting adults agree to consider themselves divorced and are open about things there is no moral ambiguity there..

I agree in a black in white world I would be gone already but life just is not that easy.

7:06 AM

Blogger Sean D said...

I hope that you find the peace that you need. I still remember this post from years past.


You said "I hope he is a little cheered by the fact that he has these wonderful kids and they seem to love him. I think he probably is."

I have wonderful kids, and that your son plays WoW with you does show he does love you.

Love your kids, tolerate your wife.

You need to come to Okie Vegas this year. Nothing but the lake, the bar and far away from your ex.

GCox and I will tell you a story or two about how the ex is a business.

Just keep moving forward and do what YOU want to do.

Because you have all the facts and even though you are wacked some times, you have a heart of gold.

Have faith brother!

7:28 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Waffles, I did not say that there is anything morally wrong with what you are doing. But let's face it -- your posts, replies, comments, and actions could certainly be questioned as far as morality goes. I just think that you'd be best to not use words like that based on what you bring to the table.

11:43 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

If your going to say that then support your statement. I totally disagree obviously.

12:28 PM

Blogger Drizztdj said...

I think all four of you plus the kids should move into the same house for some Fox Reality channel original programming show.

But I doubt people will find Dark Elves going on three hour loot raids very interesting.

1:19 PM


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