Monday, January 24, 2011

Been Awhile

Been a while since I bitched about the wife. Things have been going alright. Everytime I do a favor for the bitch I fucking regret it. I mean common courtesy seems to be impossible. Like last week I let the Au Pair take the car in the morning. I asked the wife to make sure I was not left standing outside in the cold. Foolish of me to think that she would pick me up on time. I mean who cares if it is fucking zero degrees out. As long as she gets what she wants.

Over the weekend she calls me up and says the Au Pair wants to borrow my car to see a movie. I have no problem with this really but I ask "Why doesn't she ask me herself?". Apparently the Au Pair is afraid of me. Little loveable hatah Waffles? Cmon, scratch me behind the ears and I am as tame as a kittah. I think this answer is bullshit so I say "She can borrow the car but she has to come and ask me".

I am sitting around Saturday playing Warcraft, shredding people with my Feral cat until it gets nerfed. I go upstairs and look outside and what do you know my car is missing. I came very close to just calling the police on the Au Pair. The wife was like "She said she asked you".. so I have no idea which fucking cunt in my life is lying but it just is not right. I decided if these women were going to act like little children I would take away my keys. So I gathered all the keys in the house and hid them.

If you fucking bitches can not show me a modicum of respect or common decency then I am taking my ball and going home.

In other news I really need to start exercising again. I have not done anything since November and it shows. I am back to looking really flabby instead of the kinda buff look I was building with all my hard work. Also I am back into all my bad habits again. Exercise really helps the quality of my life. I can not really run in sub zero temperatures. If I was crazy like Peaker I guess I could.. but it is just not fun running in the darkness while freezing my ass off. A gym does not sound too good either. After talking to Riggs about it I have decided to develop a winter program. I am figuring out the details now but it will be something like.. Pushups, Pullups, Situps, Jump Rope, Walk Stairs to Work in Morning (30 floors), ... thinking of other ideas... feel free to jump in. I should have a plan this week and I can start it up. I can take the jogging back up once the sun stays in the sky a bit longer.

Oh and Pauly give me a call. I need some tips on hiding money. Under the bed seems a little lame.. Burying gold or coco in the back yard could work. Until later. Peace.


Blogger KenP said...

In persisting in that environment, I am amazed you are as sane as you are. Faint praise? But, how bad does it have to get? And, it isn't a situation that gives your children a basis for future success in their relationships. Good role models are not there.

While we've never met and I'm sure am hardly aware of all the happenings, it'd have to get much stranger for me to come up with a different view.

3:58 PM

Blogger Drizztdj said...

"shredding people with my Feral cat until it gets nerfed"

The fact that I can read this sentence and understand its meaning makes me cry. No more MMORPGs for me.

4:29 AM

Blogger BamBam said...

Stick with the exercise! For my $0.02 worth, start with the stairs at work. This will give you a focussed challenge with a goal in mind. It really helps to have a goal. Perhaps take the stairs on two floors at a time? First three days do two flights, next three days do four, then five etc....

6:10 AM

Blogger pokerpeaker said...

Disappointed to hear that your great progress is now gone because you are afraid of a little cold weather. They make warm clothes for runners. I know you can afford them. Go buy some at a runner's store. Get off your ass, I think the exercise was good for your depression.

10:52 AM


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