Girl Advice

I read everyone's advice about women yesterday. Now I admit I am no professor at this whole getting laid thing but I had some serious questions about both postings. Being an engineer I decided I would try them out.

First up is Gary's advice. Now, no offense bro, but I think he gets laid about as much as I do.. perhaps less.. so taking his advice could be kind of sketchy. However I am willing to consider the fact he may have been a playah in his day. I ran his advice through my engineering mind and came up with the distilled approach:

Go up to a chick in a bar and say "Hey bitch, I want to lick your cunt".. and if that does not work pull her hair and run. I know at least part of this did not work for me in grade school. Sally was pretty fast on that playground and she kicked the shit out of me. I am willing to give this a try though.

Now Josie said the following "Like catching her eye and holding it". "say her scent drives you crazy", "tell her you want her badly". I think I can do that. So I went outside my building after work. It was just getting dark. I went up to a woman and told her "you smell good and I want you", I then looked at her trying to make eye contact. She looked back which was a sign that she liked me according to Josie!! She started walking a little faster. I kept looking at her. I kind of enjoyed this mating ritual. It was kind of tricky keeping up with her when she kept trying to duck into alleys and stuff. Eventually we ended up in the police station. This almost lead to another kind of date which was a lot less desirable.

I think her advice for the girls was kind of off too. Guys are visual. Always look your best. Nononono. We do not care if you put on that scarf from Macy's or what not.. you can skip a shower for a week and we will STILL pay you attention. All you need to do is flash a little cleavage and flirt a bit.

Never EVER chase a man? Shit the easiest way to get laid is walk into a bar, pick a dude, and then grab his cock. You will be in the alley getting laid before you know what's going on. Such shoddy advice Josie!

As for her fifth item.. Do not work so hard. Just tell him his bulge is HUGE. No guy is going to think he has a tiny cock. So just hit him where it counts. Seriously all you need to do as a woman to pickup a guy is... be a woman. I was going to say be breathing.. but for some guys that is optional too. Peace!