Wednesday, March 21, 2012


Just for the record - NO, I do not have a mobile phone. I like to tell people it is so the CIA can not track me. Does that make me dangerous to chicks who like dangerous guys? heh. Actually it is probably because I have not felt like being in contact with people the past few years... although that is changing as I come out of my funk.

Are you reading Carmel? She has the nicest... smile ever. Seems like a nice, giving person too. Go read her blog.

As for myself. I try to smile every once in a while but it does not work well. I think I spent too long frowning and now have lost the ability to smile. I can still laugh. When I try to smile I look like an insane dude who might kill you. I have compromised though and have attempted not to frown lately. Peace.


Blogger Rob said...

OF COURSE you don't have a cell phone. Your previous post told us that you had never bought from Amazon before today. You sir, are a luddite. I'm shocked that you actually have a computer, let alone an actual blog.

Who is it that transcribes your hand-written notes to make your blog posts?

6:34 PM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Looking straight down will guarantee a frown ...

I see a Carmel/Waffles connection coming up. Lots of steamy sex. Even more when they actually meet.

7:06 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

For a long while I thought I'd lost my smile. Then I realized how awesome life really can be as long as you change the way you see things. So last year, Grrouchie and I bought a house. We were getting married. Life was grand.
This year I'm unexpectedly grudgingly single. We still own a house together.A big ass nice house which I now live in alone:( My dog died, my Dad's dying, but I'm not miserable. Not yet happy but more often then not I really enjoy my life :)
And no matter what at the end of the day, I find comfort in the fact that I'm pretty...awesome!

10:08 PM

Blogger grrouchie said...

I believe an old joke is appropriate here.

Take my wife.... please!!!

12:12 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

I said the same thing about you earlier
:) You can't you the same joke as me the same day. I have the vagina, I make the rules. Remember what Tom said !

4:01 AM

Blogger Josie said...

carmelicious! Auntie Josie likes Carmel! Ahem and let's not forget that I am the one who pointed out the pic with her "eyes" to you....except I may have called them tits but tomato, tomahto.

7:42 AM

Blogger Rob said...

Josie your comment reminds me of a t-shirt I've seen some guys wearing....usually in Vegas. "Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes."

7:52 AM

Blogger Jordan said...

Studies have shown that if you force yourself to smile, it will actually make you happier. It's something to do with the connection between facial expressions and mood. It fools the brain into thinking you are happy. No joke, when I'm feeling especially bummed or stressed, I'll force myself to put on a huge smile for 30 seconds at least. Try it.

2:40 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

Jordan, it works! When I get the urge to kick a puppy because so idiot has pissed me off, I'll excuse myself to the bathroom, look in the mirror and smile. In no time I genuinely feel that smile.

8:32 PM


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