Stripper Week

Much like Hooker week my life has been pretty much devoid of strippers although I do have one story. I would say I have been to strip clubs probably three times max despite the fact that I lived in Saugus for a long while and was about 1/2 mile from a strip club. Actually there were two of them on Route #1, the one for the guys, and the one for the girls.

The most memorable trip I took to a strip club was during a special theme day. The club in Stoughton was much better than the one in Saugus. It is like comparing the Bellagio to a Roach Motel.

On this particular day they had one a porn star come in and dance. It was actually a porn star I knew of. In those days I did not have as much experience in porn as I do today. It was harder to get to stuff in those days. You actually needed a VHS tape. Word.

The porn star dressed in this little miss moppet dress. I mean this thing was a HUGE hoop skirt. I think she had on other things too but she stripped down to this hoop skirt and would twirl around and give you sneak glimpses. She also had a fog machine that pumped out this awesome smelling perfume. Normally I hate perfume but this was the kind that caused instant scchhwiiinngg.

My friend who took me to the bar was tossing around cash and he looked like a pretty harmless nerd so the porn star comes over and puts the hoop skit over his head and starts gyrating her naked body around. I was totally jealous that he got the royal treatment.

I do not really remember too much more. She eventually got totally naked and danced around for a bit. I think we left soon after. So that is my major moment at a strip club. I still have never had a lap dance.

So is next week going to be AMP week to finish off the streak? If anyone knows what an AMP is then you are as perverted as I am (I am looking at you Grouchie!). Peace.