Sunday, March 18, 2012

Stripper Week

Much like Hooker week my life has been pretty much devoid of strippers although I do have one story. I would say I have been to strip clubs probably three times max despite the fact that I lived in Saugus for a long while and was about 1/2 mile from a strip club. Actually there were two of them on Route #1, the one for the guys, and the one for the girls.

The most memorable trip I took to a strip club was during a special theme day. The club in Stoughton was much better than the one in Saugus. It is like comparing the Bellagio to a Roach Motel.

On this particular day they had one a porn star come in and dance. It was actually a porn star I knew of. In those days I did not have as much experience in porn as I do today. It was harder to get to stuff in those days. You actually needed a VHS tape. Word.

The porn star dressed in this little miss moppet dress. I mean this thing was a HUGE hoop skirt. I think she had on other things too but she stripped down to this hoop skirt and would twirl around and give you sneak glimpses. She also had a fog machine that pumped out this awesome smelling perfume. Normally I hate perfume but this was the kind that caused instant scchhwiiinngg.

My friend who took me to the bar was tossing around cash and he looked like a pretty harmless nerd so the porn star comes over and puts the hoop skit over his head and starts gyrating her naked body around. I was totally jealous that he got the royal treatment.

I do not really remember too much more. She eventually got totally naked and danced around for a bit. I think we left soon after. So that is my major moment at a strip club. I still have never had a lap dance.

So is next week going to be AMP week to finish off the streak? If anyone knows what an AMP is then you are as perverted as I am (I am looking at you Grouchie!). Peace.


Blogger lightning36 said...

There is a strip club in Saugus? That explains a lot ... a REAL lot.

8:17 AM

Blogger Josie said...

yep, strip club in Saugus and a strip club in Revere, about 2 min from my parents house.

Please tell me amp week isn't stories about sex with amputees!

8:39 AM

Blogger Rob said...

When I read "Saugus" I thought you meant the little town in Southern California and that you were a neighbor. I guess it is a different Saugus.

Good story, it would have better if you had gotten under that hoop skirt yourself.

OK, I admit I don't know what AMP is, I tried to google it, couldn't find anything. So I'm guessing I don't have any AMP stories.

9:08 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I will reveal it tomorrow.. It's an acronym if that helps anyone.

9:42 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

Josie is a genius!

10:09 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

Guess I am a pervert because I do think I know .

10:10 AM

Blogger grrouchie said...

Waffles, you and I share a thought process.
I have a feeling that AMP would be the weakest of the 3 though.

Look at it this way - Hooker week had mostly boring stories about observing hookers from a distance or having them say "wanna pary?" and everyone saying "no."
Stripper week had some sort of interraction.

AMP would be more akin to hookers, except people would be like "I drove by this one and saw a guy go in, I'd never be caught dead in one though."


11:36 AM

Blogger grrouchie said...

ROB, I google AMP and get all kinds of relevant hits.
I suggest adding the words Las and Vegas to the end of your search and you will get all kinds of literature to read. Reviews, ratings, etc.

I know how this is going to sound, but I've stumbled upon some interesting sites when it comes to annon guys talking about AMP's and reviewing them based on price, looks, etc.

And yes Josie - all guys want to be with an amputee. I'd prefer quad to double, but can't be picky in the matter now can we

11:38 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

Groucho, you are the only person I know to actually visit one then pay for the services. I can't wait to hear what really happened when told with out the "I'm talking to my fiance" filter!

12:05 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I think either nobody has done anything really bad or most people lie about shit like that. Which is why the "weeks" are kind of lame.

I agree with what your saying about stories but we could expand it to be non-AMP specific and maybe get some good stories...

2:28 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

P.S. I knew you would know.. I told Josie what an AMP was a while ago but she has forgotten.

2:28 PM

Blogger Josie said...

I just looked it up and yeah you did tell me about it. I will have NOTHING to contribute to this.

How Gay club week? :)

4:19 PM

Blogger Rob said...

Thanks for the tip, grrouchie, yeah when I added "Las Vegas" I got the right hits. And I have nothing to contribute. Never, ever felt even a little bit interested in going to a place like that.

Same thing with Josie's suggestion. Only that is way, way, WAY less likely than me visiting an AMP.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but it's just not for me.

4:31 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

I'm writing the book!

6:49 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

Outside Hotel in Shen Zhen there was a dude each night offering to arrange a massage. I suspect in China all are AMP, unless you are paying big dollars for a Ukranian.

One night I did ask him how come he asked the Canadian who was the 1st to pass him, did not ask the Indian and then asked me.

Profiling is so wrong

8:37 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

Trust me its for everyone. I took Grrouchie once :)

9:00 PM

Blogger grrouchie said...

On the subject of the Gay Clubs.
There were pro's and cons

I'll start with the pro's
People watching.
Not just the funny looking gay people, but the freaks and weirdos and the straight dudes just trying to get laid.
When I went there was a guy in all black pleather with goggles on his head.... creepy.

A dude walked in with two lezbos (i assume) and spent the night feeding them drinks trying to get into their pants (I cannot blame him).

The Gays don't understand music.
When I went it was "goth" night which translated to overlayed industrial music with a slower tempt.
No Alien Sex Fiend.
No Adam Ant (early years)
No Bauhaus
Not even Incubus Sucubus.
I don't know what it was, but it sure as hell wasn't goth.

Also, Gay club was more of a sausage fest than a vag fest from what I remember

5:42 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

HAHA I will never forget that guy! He freaked me out! Also we went to Flex, totally for guys. Good times and Gypsy is for the girls.

4:04 PM

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