Horiscope
My Horiscope according to www.theonion.com:
Pisces February 19 - March 20
Your longtime wish for a better poker face will finally be granted this week; unfortunately, you'll lack the mental capacity required to play poker after the stroke.
Watch Waffles life after the Ex, will he die of masturbation, some crazy date, or alcohol poisoning with the marines
2 Comments:
Almost a water-on-the-monitor moment there dear.
7:53 PM
You'd probably have the same mental capacity as 1/2 of the players on PartyPoker at least.
11:09 AM
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