Sunday, June 25, 2006

I am in LOVE

I am in love with Melinda. I am not sure if it was her sexy poolside pictures or her whitty use of the works gross, eww, and Like If. This went a long way though! I like a woman who knows what she wants:

Melinda: If I take the over, does that mean I get to be on top?

You can have anything you want. Anytime baby. Your purrrrdy.

I am very concerned for her though. Her boyfriend had her say the following statement:

Melinda: All you poker geeks stop cyber-stalking me. My boyfriend says poker is for faggots anyway.

Baby.. I told you he was gonna sell you! Look at the facts:

1. He knows what faggots like
2. He Does Laundry
3. His house is neat

HE IS GAY! He just wants to sell you into prostitution! RUN FORREST RUN!


Blogger Iakaris aka I.A.K. said...

get your filthy hands of her, you damned dirty ape!

8:17 PM

Blogger TripJax said...

Yes, methinks her BF probably has a BF on the side...

10:19 AM


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