I am in LOVE

I am in love with Melinda. I am not sure if it was her sexy poolside pictures or her whitty use of the works gross, eww, and Like If. This went a long way though! I like a woman who knows what she wants:

Melinda: If I take the over, does that mean I get to be on top?

You can have anything you want. Anytime baby. Your purrrrdy.

I am very concerned for her though. Her boyfriend had her say the following statement:

Melinda: All you poker geeks stop cyber-stalking me. My boyfriend says poker is for faggots anyway.

Baby.. I told you he was gonna sell you! Look at the facts:

1. He knows what faggots like
2. He Does Laundry
3. His house is neat

HE IS GAY! He just wants to sell you into prostitution! RUN FORREST RUN!