Poker is mean
Screw you Poker. Screw your cousin. Your Sister twice. Your brother in the backdoor. Your dogs mouth. Screw your mother with six guys. I am not sure of the logistics of that but you can figure it out. Screw your daddy with your second uncles pig.
Poker has been picking on me lately. In case you can not guess. Tonights fun time was 11th out in the WSOP qualifier when I make a move with AJh against 99. I flop my jack and before I can finish counting my chips a 9 on the river. Actually the hand that officially took me out was K4 vs J4 with a KJ flop. Jack on the turn.
I also got nailed in the 10$/MTT but that was when I pushed AJh against AK. bad move. Maybe I was pissed off at the other game. I am not sure. I think about 50 left in that one.
So Screw you Poker. I am going to have breakfast tomorrow with my family and you can kiss my ass.