Blogger Haiku Faceoff Royal
JJ and I are fighting over who's Haiku is better.. So why not let everyone judge our ghey Haiku's and also write your own. They do not have to be poker related. I may write some more since I am not playing poker.. anyhow.. here is my Haiku.
donkeys always draw
they are the bane of my life
i hope you all die
thank you.. thank you..
oooh... JJ is talking smack about me..
Waffles is busto
Do you find that surprising?
I do not, do you?
Bring it bitch..
JJ had three girls,
He needed pills to do this,
He is not a man
My sperm is potent,
It makes boys with one quick shot,
I am so macho
Alright.. fun with Haiku's.. love it.. Ok one more..
Duggles does not blog,
He is a freaking ad whore,
Bend over you Ad bitch
Hey, whats a Haiku war without Duggles, right?
posted by SirFWALGMan at
2:54 PM
7 Comments:
Now this is funny...
NL Haiku
3:25 PM
Poker is like drugs.
It brings out the worst and best
in all our psyches
3:49 PM
you fucking ass-crack
you must be smoking crack
you have aces? crack!
did you say 'min-raise'?
i will call you every time
my rags flop da nutz
top pair top kicker
is the best hand in the world!
signed, mister donkfish
this haiku battle
is unfairly one-sided
i think i'll stop now
4:36 PM
Thanks for the comment.
Might play next week's Mook, we'll see.
This haiku is gay.
5:56 PM
Neteller sucks ass.
I feel bad for the bloggers.
Get out while you can.
Syllable counter
told me Neteller is three.
Google is the shit!
Waffles, this is fun.
Your blog is entertaining.
Keep up the good work.
This comment is Ghey.
Fish hunters anonymous.
Donkalism lives.
9:41 PM
Actually, you are both disqualified, in my book. A true haiku usually has a word in the third line that denotes or suggests a season. For instance,
Folding is a bore,
Duece-Seven offsuit will do,
Chips snow down from God.
7:55 AM
Slb likes rants.
Even when he's way behind.
King Queen offsuit...Gold!
9:30 AM
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