I have heard rumor through the grape vine that a certain sexy underwear talking wife of a certain doctor does not feel like she is invited to our December gathering.
Now I can assure you that you are totally and entirely invited and everyone who reads my blog will affirm this in the comments. Reasons:
1. You have a blog and play poker. This is the only requirement of being part of our fraternity. Is a fraternity only guys? I am so uneducmicated. Anyways.. whatever the fuck we call this hear part of the blogsphere.
2. You are a chick. We do not have enough of those. We are filthy, disgusting, poker degenerates, and any woman is a good woman. Especially one who would consider sitting down and chatting with us while playing cards.
3. You husband knows how to kill people. As a group we are not very strong. Trained, scary, military men scare us. We do not want to aggravate them. Besides the fact that he is doing a great service to all of us back home.
4. Did I mention you look hot for an old married lady? lol.
Ok. Ok. I better stop before I get into trouble.. but you are so welcome to come to the December blogger thingy and I am sure everyone will make you feel right at home. It is a cool bunch of degenerates even if they drink a little too much. So come if you like. Consider yourself invited.