Public Service Announcement
In case anyone has forgotten or does not know Michael Craig is in fact a fucking tool. Please cease and desist from licking his ass even if he does give you free money. You will get aids and die. This has been a public service announcement. Once again. Michael Craig is a worthless piece of shit and you do not need to kiss his ass. Thank you. The Management.
9 Comments:
Don't worry Waffles, I'll profess my love for you in March.
12:35 PM
Nope, make Waffles Month April. You can do it for one day and then say April Fools!
1:05 PM
Don't know what poor Michael Craig did to set you off . . . but this is probably one of your most succint, best written pieces yet!
1:36 PM
Who got drunk and made a fool of themselves this time?
2:14 PM
I have met Michael Craig in person, and he's not a tool at all. I like him very much, especially considering that I'm taller, younger and better looking (READ: Less heavy).
He kicks my ass at writing and poker, however. And yours too.
7:03 PM
He is a back stabbing little weasel and I will never think otherwise. The first time I saw him my asshole alarms went full blast and he proved my alarms to be correct very soon after. He is and will forever be a tool.
9:18 PM
There must be a price point waffles. How much money would he have to give you for you to lick his ass in a post?
12:18 AM
He'd just need to have boobs.
6:11 AM
and not even big ones.
Would you lick his ass for a nekkid picture of CK?
Heh
7:41 AM
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