Ass Brushers

I just do not understand these guys.. I call them the Ass Brushers. Who are they? You are at work. You just ate the chili. Your tummy starts grumbling and rumbling and you know your going to blow. So you go to the bathroom and let out the most foul, disgusting, smelly, shit the world has ever know. While trying not to die from the foul fumes that have invaded the air you hear a noise. shhhrrhh shrrrhh shrrrhh. What could it be? A mouse? A snake in the toilet? No my friends it is an Ass Brusher. A guy who is brushing his teeth in the sink while ass fumes invade his space. He is spreading ass gas all over his teeth in some deluded attempt to get them clean after lunch. What the fuck are these guys thinking?