Dirty Doctor Chacko

I am inspired by Doc Chacko's tale of shame. It was fun to read of his momentary lapse of all reason. I was totally amazed that he was either the five or seven seat. He has always struck me as calm and collected. So I challenge all of you to write a post detailing your most uncool moment at a poker table. I am especially looking to guys like ScottMc who I know has beaten the shit out of someone in or around a poker game. Wish I could find that post. Hah!

As much as I would like to have a good story I have not played poker live enough. I have mouthed off to a few jar heads while in a poker room. The worse I have done was call a guy a fucking idiot. It was a huge pot and I put him in on the turn for a full buyin. He had third pair and a runner flush draw and hit the flush on the river. He then throws me a ten dollar chip and say "No hard feeling". So I was like "How the fuck do you call that you idiot". I think the chip pissed me off more than anything. I mean does he think if he throws a chip my way it will stop me from stabbing him to death in the parking lot? I doubt it.

So anyway my story is lame but I know some of you have better ones. Put them out there for everyone to enjoy. Cat fights especially appreciated.