Noah Build Another Arc

I know god hates me but does he have to be so blatant? Ever since I went on this walking kick it had rained. Every. Single. Day. I prefer indoor, treadmill, walking so I do not have to deal with snow and rain, but I am treadmilless so I have been splashing through the rain everyday. I am almost positive that god is going to break his promise to Noah and flood the planet if I keep exercising. The boot trick worked and weighing without the boots I lost a pound already! Yay me!