Feeling Down

I was feeling kinda down today. My toe is still hurting so I am unable to do much exercise. Life seems stalled at the moment. So I decided to go ahead and try the toe out. I did not want to do my big walk so I limited it to about 10 blocks. I was feeling good. The sky was a little overcast. The wind started picking up. The sky darkened a bit. I made it to the book store at eight blocks so I could pickup my next Sookie Stackhouse novel. Teenie detective vampire books are like crack. I get outside the bookstore. I then have what I can only describe as a practical joke. It was honestly like God was looking down. Calculating the worst place for me to get caught in a torrential downpour. The opening up his hands which had been holding the water and dropping it on me. The sewers overflowed in seconds. I look as if I just walked out of the shower. All in all enjoyable even if I have to face my co-workers mirth. I swear though between the storms and the plague(toe) all I need is some crabs from some bar ho for the locust and I will have a little Egypt going on.