Thursday, December 31, 2009

2009 Review

Fuck that. I do reviews if I WANT TO! Fucktards.

CK wins. She was the only vote. So I WILL NOT post football picks this week. Well possibly a Viking prediction. Fucking Drizz WHY YOU GOTTA HAVE SUCH A HIGH BEJEWELED SCORE!!!! Bastard. Pissing me off.

Last night I was at the library trying to pickup my kids and Au Pair. It was wholly unnecessary since the wife sent me an email after I left telling me they decided not to go. FML. I get back out to the car and I am a little mad. I see this little nerdy looking faggot ass peering into my car. I say loudly "Can I help you!". He jumps. I like making people jump. He makes some excuse about thinking it was his wife's car. I reply "It's not". Very short. Very curt. He goes on blabbering. I ignore him but give him dirty looks. Was he a car thief? Perv? Who gives a fuck. Stop peaking into cars.

I barely slept this morning. I had a headache last night and was not feeling good so I go to bed around 9:00. I then wake up at 1AM. Fun times. The wife comes downstairs around 6AM asking if I am up. So I tell her I didn't sleep. She asks if I want to get my shower now. I am getting beaten up by a Paladin at the time so I was a little abrupt in saying "No, It's fucking 6AM". She was not happy. I come up at 7AM for my shower. I was awake so why not. She won't let me get in my shower and tells me to use the hall shower. I am confused. Until I look outside and see Nicks car. Ahhhh. I then start singing "She's a dirty girl" through the door. Was that harsh? Fuck though. It is one thing to have my wife suck your dick. I am cool with that. When you start kicking me out of my own shower though that's wayyyyyy out of line. I may have to hire some black dudes to kick his ass.

Be safe tonight. Do not drink and drive. Just stay home it's better. Really it is. Have fun. I will even turn the phone on for some dial a shots. Now where did I put that bottle of Patron.

5 Comments:

Blogger 23skidoo said...

I know you really don't give a fuck dude, but I would do some very nasty things to a dude who was in MY house with MY wife. Separated or not.

9:12 AM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

Thank you kindly sir.

In a former life I was a semi-serious gamer. Buying the PS3 is starting to give a twitch.

9:25 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

Reminds me of a time my buddy came home early to find his wife in the shower with his nemesis since school. They too were "separated" but still living together.

Shit's fucked up.

9:56 AM

 
Blogger DrChako said...

My official medical opinion?

Drink early. Drink often.

Consider this a Comment-A-Shot. I'm raising a Glenlivet 12 in your direction right now.

-DrC

1:43 PM

 
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