Fucking Donkey Island?

Listen people. I have been approached to join this so called Donkey Island thing. I know everyone wants my star power in their game. I get it. However there is not a chance in hell I am ever joining a poker contest that requires my peers to "Vote me on". I mean there is a fuck load of voting in that thing. I am the hatah and am despised by all. Why the fucking hell would you think I would want to be voted to continue by my peers? I mean if it was not for luck I could probably win immunity for the first six weeks but then what? At the end all the fuckwads I knocked out get to come back and vote me off? If I was fucking lucky they would all jizz themselves and save my exit until the bubble but I am not even thinking that will happen. Sooooooo am I going to join this little circle jerk? Nope. I do have one piece of advice for the contestants though. Vote Goat off first. It will teach him a fucking lesson for starting this bullshit game. Peace.