Thursday, May 19, 2011

The More I think About It

The more I think about it the more the leg spread apart thing makes sense. I mean in the olden days if a woman did not keep her legs crossed she was a slut. I think a lot of the old time ideas have some truth in them. The classic example that makes me believe this is right though is MEN. I mean every guy sits with their legs as far apart as possible. It is like we are a beacon that says "ya, I will fuck, you, you, you and.. you.. oh and you two afterwards". Guys are total sluts.

So what does it mean when I drive in the car with the Au Pair and her legs are closed, her arms are locked around them holding them closed, and her face has a look of disgust on it. Ah the life of Waffles.

On a side note I may get to keep my Pandarean. Peace.

6 Comments:

Blogger lightning36 said...

Guys keep their legs apart because of their nuts, silly.

"So what does it mean when I drive in the car with the Au Pair and her legs are closed, her arms are locked around them holding them closed, and her face has a look of disgust on it."

It means she know you ... : o P

7:57 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

She's totally into you.

8:02 AM

 
Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

She's totally on to you (not into you).

8:50 AM

 
Blogger Josie said...

Oh Waffles!

11:14 AM

 
Blogger BLAARGH! said...

she totally wants you to make a pass at her. try it and let me know how it goes.

4:14 PM

 
Blogger KenP said...

Fortunately, the former head of the IMF isn't one of your drinking buddies.

5:19 AM

 

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