Thursday, May 12, 2011


Why does nobody ever listen to me? I am ALWAYS right. Period. However nobody ever listens. I keep trying to give my wife job advice. She was all upset because she was going to be in at like 8:30 instead of 8:00 for her early support shift. I was like "Fuck em". I mean they make you commute to Boston for no reason so why should you give a shit if your an hour late? She just does not get it. I told her to chant in the car "Mike can lick my taint.. Mike can lick my taint".. She refused to do it! I mean she had to ask me what the taint was first.. then she was like "NOOOOO! I can not say that!". Damn lifers who believe their jobs care about them or something. Makes me sick.

One of these days she will listen and her job will suddenly be much nicer.

I saw this guy in the lobby of the Hancock building playing an accordion. I almost went up and asked him if he was homeless. I really fucking hate these hired musicians that play music during lunch. The violin hurts my ears. Almost all of the instruments sound cheesy solo. The Asian flutist would be the exception. Hubba hubba! Peace.


Blogger DuggleBogey said...

I went to a Starbucks (I think it was the only time I've ever been in a Starbucks) and there was a TUBA player playing solo outside the door.

Seriously. Awful.

9:41 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

I thought of you at work today as I gazed at the young, nubile, pretty women wearing all forms of shorts, tank tops, tube tops, and tight t-shirts as they roamed about the building. "If only Waffles were here," I thought.

11:35 AM

Blogger Josie said...

OMFG! The wife has to commute to Boston? Oh the horror! What horrible fucking people she works for! Oh wait, both you and I commute every day! LOL wtf

11:40 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I have to commute WITH HER too! UG!

12:34 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

well.. my post is back but goddamn comments are only on Outlook! Boo!

1:46 PM


Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home