Thursday, September 27, 2007

Mookie you Whore

I maintain my inability to beat the bitch called the Mookie. I came very close to cashing last night though. It was 6-max which was an interesting change. I had a good mix of a table with some solid players like Moemdown and Mike Mahoney and some not so solid players. Like the guy who called my bet pre-flop with 9t, flops the 9, calls my turn bet which brings an Ace and a flush.. and well.. donkeys never fold. I would get my money back later.

One funny hand that was interesting was helped by said Donkey. I raised pre-flop against him and when the flop came Axx I figured if I bet his whole stack with ATC he could only call if he had an Ace.. well he had A8.. and I lost that pot but still had plenty of chips. So very next hand I see AK.. and raise it against a solid player. The solid player calls and the flop comes Axx.. So I make the same exact move I has just shown I was capable of knowing the player would not be able to resists calling. He did. This is the thing I like about poker.. the mental aspect.. knowing how someone will react.

Now on to the bad. I played an excellent game the whole way through. Never got in worse than 40-60 for my chips.. and won a couple of those types of coin-flip hands. Three tables are left and thirteen people when I raise Bayne. The fucking whore donkey looks down and sees a lovely AT and jams all his chips in. Thanks for the gift donkeyfucker. His AT is WAYYYYY behind my AK and he is looking for 3-outs.. and of course he wins. Cause he is a lucksack and me not so much. Cockrag. Fucking people who overplay A-weak should be shot. That is such a fucking HUGE leak it is not even funny.

So I survive that and I double up playing aggressive poker when I jam my K5 into A4 and win that coin flip hand vs the infamous Lefty. I get moved to the queen of all suckboxes table LJ!!! I raise her blind and she jams all in with Q7.. and guess what people.. I have her bent over the table ready for penetration with my QT... until the fucking flop hits Q7.. Two fucking hands where I have my opponents dominated to hell and I go out of the Mookie out of the money. Who says poker was a skill game? So sick. I think they need to relabel the word domination. Call it like "I am in a little trouble but if I am a lucksack I will win so you can't really call it domination now can you.. tee hee.".. Ok, maybe that is a little long... but you get the point. So fucking sick.

7 Comments:

Blogger WipeMeDown(TraumaPoker) said...

When the fuck did 40-60 underdog hands become "those coin flip type hands" I don't know why I stopped playing and Full Tilt Poker if you are still there playing 40-60 coin flips!

5:42 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

When short stacked I am totally fine with a 40-60 shot with additional implied odds of my opponent possibly folding to my over aggressive move..

Obviously nobody ever folds to me due to implied Waffles tilt odds but I can live with that.

8:05 AM

 
Blogger lj said...

yes, you had me dominated. i was shortie due to earlier ridiculousness, and didn't have any recourse on that hand. looking forward to our next hu match...

implied waffles tilt odds. hehehehe. i hadn't even factored those in!

9:49 AM

 
Blogger ckbluffer said...

"I have her bent over the table ready for penetration with my QT."

You picked the wrong beeyatch for that move sweetie.

1:56 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Yes.. She is very slippery.

3:32 PM

 
Blogger golden said...

Whats wrong with 9-10? I think they are kinda pretty.

4:26 PM

 
Blogger mowenumdown said...

That last one was brutial my friend.

5:01 PM

 

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