Exercise Plans

Still going. As to all the comments yesterday and suggestions thank you. Also thanks to BamBam for getting all inspired and shit. I would link you but your site has turned into a soft porn movie.

As for the drink suggestions lets run through them.

Dr. Chacko - Coke Zero.
Coke Zero weirds me the fuck out. I had gotten on a slight kick of drinking the stuff a while back. It just blows my mind for some reason. I honestly can not come up with any words to describe it. It is like something but nothing or something ya know? It is a decent choice for a replacement though. Possibly if I can get my brain around it I could do this.

Astin - Tea or coffee, black, unsweetened.
I am not sure if I have ever shared this on the blog which is totally weird but I HATE COFFEE! Anything even related to Coffee, Tea, Coffee Ice Cream! UG! It tastes like shit. OMG! I mean how do they get you to drink this shit in the first place? Everytime I taste coffee I want to puke. Unsweetened to top it off?!?!? ARGG!

IAK - Diet Something
This one is all me. I am a super scientist from the future and I have to tell you aspartame IS THE DEBIL! The FDA should ban this shit now but they are a bunch of corrupt, paid off, fucktards. I swear that thing eats your teeth and then it digests them with your internal organs. It is some sort of fast acting acid. I know you doctors with your degree thingies and stuff disagree with me but YOU ARE WRONG, I ARE RIGHT, STFU NOW! Mark my words just as I predicted $5 gas with Bush, among the other atrocities I predicted he would do, I know for a fact aspartame is going to be found to be a stone cold killah.

Bad Blood - Crystal Light
Ok I am going to avoid any pussy jokes here because frankly he is big and scary. However I think this is a good idea. It could work. Ah crap. I knew it. It has the Debel in it too! aspartame!!! Debil powdah! HELP!

So I guess the search continues.

I also bought a magical device called a pedometer. Mostly to figure out how far I am actually walking since those city block things confuse me. The pedometer is a magical, wondrous device and I have no idea how it works. It just like knows. Kinda like Google. Sick huh?