Oh My God! You are Right!
Before you get an xray get a clue and go some place where people truly run bad (maybe a third world country) and find out you really have run stupendously good from the time you were born.
Oh my God. Luke is so right. What the hell was I thinking. I am so blessed. It is unbelievable. Shut the fuck up you goddamn hippie bitch. If your so blessed why don't you fucking adopt some starving African or something. Fuck if we all adopted one African then like billions of African's would not be starving. Hell it would even help the economy with all the soccer balls, baseballs, school clothes, and the like we would be buying. I could solve the entire countries economic problems. Shit it would be easy for most of the people on welfare too. Instead of fucking some new dude and pushing out another kid. Fuck it's on my dime too so it would be like I was adopting more kids than one. See fucking brilliant. Go finish your fucking Latte and shut the fuck up Luke.
Waffles is officially feeling a little better.