I am NOT PokerChamp

I feel as if someone killed my brother. *sigh* You will be missed. However I will continue to play like a champion.

Let's go down the list of suspects.

CJ - He says he is Poker Champ but honestly, no Luckbox factor in his game. Sorry CJ, but you would have won on a suckout.

Maigrey - Hmm.. While it would be interesting for her to tell herself to sit on her face I am sorta doubting this happened. Besides they were both on at the same time playing the same table so unless she is admiting to pulling a Zee she is out.

Maudie - It was way past her bedtime.

DuggleChicken - I will beleive that one when he makes a final table anywhere. Stick to the cash games son. (I am so mean to him).

AlCantHang - Not drunk enough.

Fluxer - Hmm.. He was Fluxer's hero, but I do not think Flux is connected enough to pull this off. It is for sure one of the "Popular" kids.

Iggy - Hmm, The Dwarf was not accounted for during the tourney. He "fell asleep" after 6th place, Champ ended up in 5th. Also Champ was "Invited" by Iggy to play. Hmm. Possible. He is famous for his impish practical jokes.

Ok.. I give up. Screw you all for killing my brother though!