Friday, May 18, 2007

Hello Everyone! What a wonderful Morning!

Welcome to Online Poker Pals! Are you having a good day? I sure am! You all are beautiful people and I hope that your poker game is progressing in a direction that makes you happy! Oooh just thinking about it gives me chills.

I want to give a HUGE shout out to that trooper Mr. JeciiMD! Not only is he a healer of the sick and a wonderful human being but his persistent tenacity has landed him YET ANOTHER cash in the points! Ooohh lets all give him a big warm hug shall we! I believe that he will hit those points HARD for the rest of the Battle of the Bloggers event. You go you big stud muffin!

Who made that name up anyway? Battle of the Bloggers? I mean that is so harsh. Can we rename it to Every Blogger Doing Their Best. We can then do away with that harsh point system and instead EVERYONE can be a winner! What do you say boys and girls! Are you with me? I knew you would be!!!!

My good buddy Jordan is in Vegas... Oooh isn't that special? I know with his scary aggression he is doing well at the tables. Oooh I get goose bumps just thinking about it. You go girl! When he makes those power moves pushing all his chips into a pot he is behind in you just know everyone is going to fold. That my friends is TRUE POWER POKER! You can learn a lot from that man!

Ohhh.. and did you see the latest Duggle comic? I mean brilliant. I brought a tear to my eyes I was laughing sooooo hard. His comics just reflect the true artistic beauty he posses. You sir are a Hemingway and Picasso all rolled into one cute little ball of man flesh! I can hardly wait for the next one!

Well that is all people. Please be careful out there! I know you have to take money off of the aquatically leaning people.. but give them a big hug when you do! Cause that is how we like to do it at Online Poker Pal's!!!!!

22 Comments:

Blogger Ignatious said...

Can we rename it to Every Blogger Doing Their Best.
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ok then. that's purty funny.

keep the pastels.

6:22 AM

 
Blogger jjok said...

pink

homo

6:25 AM

 
Blogger Miami Don said...

Fuck that you tree hugging, hippy, liberal fag.

Kids get picked last in gym class cause they suck, so we all don't get ribbons.

Competition bro, keeping score, biggest dick wins, it's the American Fucking Way.

Fucking Pansy Donkeys

6:44 AM

 
Blogger Bloody P said...

That really is the best, Waffles.

Nice work.

6:49 AM

 
Blogger Ingo said...

Ouch, my eyes are hurting...

7:27 AM

 
Blogger on_thg said...

i lol'd.

7:35 AM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Waffles never does anything halfway...including overdosing on his medication.

7:39 AM

 
Blogger mookie99 said...

Good to see those estrogen pills working out for you.

When do you go in for the operation?

7:41 AM

 
Blogger StB said...

I had to check to make sure Carmen wasn't doing a guest Waffles impression.

7:51 AM

 
Blogger Fuel55 said...

I love the pink background.

But I do feel slighted since I wasn't mentioned in this blog entry.

8:07 AM

 
Blogger Falstaff said...

I thought I was the only male blogger that wears a skirt. Kilt. Skirt. Whatever.

Funniest. Waffles. Post. Ever.

9:32 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

Fuck you waffles. Let's all get along? WTF? Poker is a take-no-prisoners, no-friends-at-the-table game. Pansies like you who lack the cojones to step up and bitch someone out for their shitty play make me sick. I'm with Don on this one, take your "everyone does their best" attitude and shove it sideways up your tiny little dick.

But I love the magenta... awesome.

9:35 AM

 
Blogger bayne_s said...

Will you be linking to Iggy in future as well?

How did you not throw in some Iggy love as he is only "Doing is best" when he rivers flushes or boats against you.

10:18 AM

 
Blogger Ryan said...

hahaha. mad props for always going all out.

10:56 AM

 
Blogger 23skidoo said...

Brilliant!

pwned by waffles yet again.

11:08 AM

 
Blogger Schaubs said...

awesome post. ghey blog colors.

11:34 AM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

P.S. Get your own Schtick.

http://goberude.blogspot.com/2006/12/beautiful-day.html

11:58 AM

 
Blogger Littleacornman said...

Hey Falstaff a kilt isn't a skirt.No debate!

Nice new look btw Waffles...

12:52 PM

 
Blogger Matt said...

Just when you thought poker blogging couldn't get any more ghey...way to take it to another level.

Don't try top top this though. It makes me cringe to think about how far you could take this...

2:17 PM

 
Blogger AVIGANOLA said...

Great post Waffles, keep up the good work. :-). Tony

6:16 AM

 
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Um - I actually like the pink. Keep it!

9:14 AM

 
Blogger Alan said...

So this is the legend that is waffles. I freakin love it. Too bad I missed this "pink" background.

11:38 AM

 

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