Thursday, April 03, 2008

Not Feeling It

Not feeling the blogging thing right now. I dunno. People say they love reading and all that shit but I am in the blahs. I even got a nice complement from someone yesterday who said my blog is their first read of the day. *blush*. It was a MILF too!

Anyhooo... Last night in the Mookie is a fucktard MTT I ignored my read as I often do against people I have never played against and went out early. I actually thought about the hand and could not justify calling so I decided either fold or jam. I am not happy about not listening to my instincts but it happens. I am a lot better against people I know and tend to trust my reads more. Next time I play this dick his obvious tell will lead to his ruin. Beware!

At least I outlasted Sucko and many thanks to that retard Fuel for crippling Bayne! WOOOT! So the bet stands the same as it was yesterday.

I have to apologize to Astin also. I was just kidding when I called him a fag. I never in a million years thought he was gay.. but then my IM started flaring up and I got no less than forty IM messages saying "Dude, you know Astin really is gay?". I was like "No fucking way?".. So I am sorry man. If I knew I would just call you a jackass or fucktard like everyone else.

I also would like to reiterate my hate everyone policy. I am not against blacks, gays, jews, whites, or any other majority or minority.. I am against ALL OF YOU.. I hate EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. I am the one true equal opportunity hater. Besides without the gays Carmen would not have sexy apparel to wear. We would all be going around in burlap sacks and walking naked in our living rooms without curtains. So here's to you gay people! Rock on!

I liked F-Trains attempt at an April fools joke. It was pretty funny. I mean would anyone think that some whipped puppy dog fool who rode with stinky old people across 4 states to get to his masters side would EVER get his junk felt in a bar with her breathing? I mean come on. You might as well have said I won a huge MTT or something. Jesus. Try harder next year please.

I did like Amatay's "I went busto" post. I think it more of a future prediction than an April fools joke but I hope the guy does well. He is a great player I think but the way he talks seems so results oriented. I just think that doom is marching right behind him and that his nature MIGHT eventually catch up. I hope I am wrong. We shall see.

One of my favorite new sites is "Hot Chicks with Douchebags". Do guys that dress like that really get chicks? No wonder I have never understood women. Wow.

I really started this post out meaning it to be a good Karma post. God am I fucked up. Screw you Karma. I so wanna kick your ass you fucking scumsucker sitting in judgment over me. Fuck you. Go back and lick your mommas ass you wanna be fate. Cocksucking Karma.

Riverfuckers is tonight and I think this is usually one of my best events. Deep stacks, patience, and Donkeys to end all donkeys makes this a +EV event. I look forward to making a huge leap up against Bayne tonight. Peace.

6 Comments:

Blogger bayne_s said...

God dammit I thought you hated me the most!

9:57 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

Shit! I'm gay? All those wasted years hitting on women. Thank you for letting me know the truth Waffles. I guess this explains why I find lesbian porn so hot... because I'm totally a lesbian.

10:08 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I am so confused

10:16 AM

 
Blogger Schaubs said...

confused ='s gay?

11:18 AM

 
Blogger BWoP said...

I think you outed the wrong Canadian . . .

My money is on Fuel.

Wait . . . does that mean I should date Fuel?

That can't be right.

Scratch that.

There are NO GAY CANDIANS.

Uhhhhhhh . . .

3:45 PM

 
Blogger HighOnPoker said...

For what its worth, Woffles is my first read daily.

5:24 PM

 

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